by Mel | Jul 28, 2015 | Thailand
Chiang Mai Expenses: week 7

My cheap Tuesdays are proving to be anything but! But this is okay, because collectively I want the posts to demonstrate a kind of journey through spending.
Obviously at the beginning I was smashing it with some killer cheap weeks, and thats a fun challenge for a while.
And then it gets a bit old and you have to start making some changes and relaxing a little.
Like living anywhere in the world, the key is to live within your means. Mine do remain meagre, but as the freelance money starts to trickle in (and I do mean trickle), I have allowed myself a few small luxuries.
The challenge is no longer to spend as little as possible; more to try and create the life I want for myself here.

Chiang Mai expenses: Where did my clams go this week?
I had a few more big costs this week; namely I bought a few bits on Monday to enable me to cook for myself after I purchased a little stove off my friend last week.
I got a puncture in my bicycle, and obviously went and bought the wrong pump *face palm*.
I also splashed out on a few more high-end food places … though relative to the actual cost in £ its still cheap!
Otherwise I’m living off groceries every day and cooking at home. Some oats and soy milk for brekky usually, and then some eggs and veggies for dinner!
My biggest expense was a gym membership for the month, at £28. This is mainly for the classes, as my usual yoga teacher has gone back to the States for a few weeks.

Also I bought it for my sanity, as I’m actually really struggling to adjust to the lack of outdoor sports here.
I know, I know, life is what you make it. But this isnt somewhere I feel I can just get up and bash out a 10k, living as I do right on top of a busy street… and without a scooter I find myself feeling quite claustrophobic and unhealthy, so an exercise class a day should get those endorphins pumping once again… and give me some much needed structure in my coffee-shop life.
Without further ado, here are the details:
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Monday 20th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Taxis |
120 |
£2.26 |
$4.80 |
$3.53 |
New headphones |
150 |
£2.83 |
$6.00 |
$4.41 |
Cooking utensils / pans |
400 |
£7.55 |
$16.00 |
$11.76 |
Bike pump |
250 |
£4.72 |
$10.00 |
$7.35 |
Shampoo |
100 |
£1.89 |
$4.00 |
$2.94 |
Conditioner |
100 |
£1.89 |
$4.00 |
$2.94 |
Coffee at work space |
50 |
£0.94 |
$2.00 |
$1.47 |
Corn kernals to make popcorn |
44 |
£0.83 |
$1.76 |
$1.29 |
Pizza dinner |
110 |
£2.08 |
$4.40 |
$3.24 |
Total |
1324 |
£24.98 |
$52.96 |
$38.94 |
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|
|
|
Tuesday 21st |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Water refill |
5 |
£0.09 |
$0.20 |
$0.15 |
7/11 coffee |
18 |
£0.34 |
$0.72 |
$0.53 |
Groceries |
150 |
£2.83 |
$6.00 |
$4.41 |
Total |
173 |
£3.33 |
$6.65 |
$5.09 |
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|
|
|
|
Wednesday 15th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Latte at work space |
65 |
£1.25 |
$2.50 |
$1.91 |
Vegetarian Lunch |
95 |
£1.83 |
$3.65 |
$2.79 |
Extension cable |
106 |
£2.04 |
$4.08 |
$3.12 |
Coffee and cake with friend |
100 |
£1.92 |
$3.85 |
$2.94 |
Total |
366 |
£7.04 |
$14.08 |
$10.76 |
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|
|
|
|
Thursday 16th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Coffee at work space |
59 |
£1.13 |
$2.27 |
$1.74 |
Beast Burger |
190 |
£3.65 |
$7.31 |
$5.59 |
Snacks |
40 |
£0.77 |
$1.54 |
$1.18 |
|
|
£0.00 |
$0.00 |
$0.00 |
Total |
289 |
£5.56 |
$11.12 |
$8.50 |
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|
|
|
|
Friday 17th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Kamboocha |
90 |
£1.73 |
$3.46 |
$2.65 |
Salad Concept |
105 |
£2.02 |
$4.04 |
$3.09 |
Water refill |
10 |
£0.19 |
$0.38 |
$0.29 |
Total |
205 |
£3.94 |
$7.88 |
$6.03 |
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|
|
|
|
Saturday 18th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Western Brekky |
70 |
£1.35 |
$2.69 |
$2.06 |
Tuk tukfor hiking |
40 |
£0.77 |
$1.54 |
$1.18 |
Coffee at work space |
75 |
£1.44 |
$2.88 |
$2.21 |
Vegetarian lunch |
95 |
£1.83 |
$3.65 |
$2.79 |
Total |
280 |
£5.38 |
$10.77 |
$8.24 |
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|
|
|
|
Sunday 19th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Gym membership for month |
1450 |
£27.88 |
$55.77 |
$42.65 |
Mexcian dinner |
130 |
£2.50 |
$5.00 |
$3.82 |
Chicken and rice |
35 |
£0.67 |
$1.35 |
$1.03 |
Total |
1615 |
£31.06 |
$62.12 |
$47.50 |
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|
|
Week #3 |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
TOTAL |
4252 |
£80.84 |
$168.73 |
$125.06 |
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What’s the crack generally?
I’m afraid next weeks budget will be even bigger. It will mark the two month point and I can work out some more sweet averages!
Drum roll please…. it will include a scooter. I have hired one, yesterday in fact, for the next three weeks. Facing some fears there, because the traffic here is mental… and last time I rode a motorbike I crashed it into an oil drum and hurt myself pretty bad!
But it had to happen- you really need to be able to escape the city sometimes!
I’m trying to sell my bicycle now instead, which was crazy expensive and I should have given it more thought before buying it… but there you go, standard Mel rushing in without thinking.
But holy crap, how alive did I feel again chugging around on my scooter! Do something everyday that scares you, right?
Well It’s been a while since that was the case, and I felt so invigorated after nearly dieing a few times!
Cue moronic giggling, and feeling every bit the silly little blonde farrang girl at traffic lights!

Other good news, my shits finally stopped, for the most part. I’m inclined to actually put a lot of it down to stress if I’m being totally honest. And what do I have to be stressed about, I hear you cry? Living the dream in Thailand, as I apparently am?
Well, turns out freelancing isn’t actually that much fun. Turns out waiting for money from several different clients and wondering if you’ll make rent is kind of unsettling. Turns out forcing myself to sit still all day when I’m accustomed to mad adventures literally makes me sick.
I’m running to the toilet for something exciting to do, presumably. Because an overpriced latte and the glare of my laptop screen will only amuse me so long.
At least diarrhoea has a modicum of fight or flight humanity about it. Will she shit herself in Starbucks? Who only knows. Oh, the excitement.
And you get to use a bum gun. Yippee Ki Ay!

On this bleak note, I have something to confess. I have written a separate post about it, and i’ll be hitting publish very soon. But the upshot is… and hands up if youre surprised (not)… turns out I’m not mad keen on life here.
Is it Chiang Mai, or is it my desk-based work? I’m not sure… regardless, I have tried to force myself into a some kind of idealised life mould, and it’s pinching me painfully in my delicate places. Yikes.
This past week has been really shitty. I’m struggling to adapt to life in the slow lane. I thought I wanted to rest and work online and stay in one place… but I’m planning my adventures again. I’m plotting my next foray into the unknown. It’s my greatest love.
I’m starting to realise it is my calling in life- to be out there amongst it all and actively exploring. I don’t sit still very well, and quite frankly I’m done fighting it.
It’s time to embrace that strength. Because it IS a strength.

And while gazing at my navel and procrastinating like a boss, I have had some wonderful epiphanies about where I want to take this blog and how I want it to be. I now know what I’m doing and where I’m going (not literally, bitch please). It has almost nothing to do with working online, and almost everything to do with working more wild jobs around the globe.
And helping you do the same. Four years of expertise in this area is worth something, and I’m on the cusp of OWNING IT.
So somewhere in between chronic diarrhoea, tear-inducing boredom and an empty bank account… I am one step closer to figuring out what I want, need and love in life.
And I’ll be sharing it with you guys, every step of the way. This week I’ll explain everything.
by Mel | Jul 21, 2015 | Thailand
Chiang Mai weekly budget: How did I go this week?

Six weeks in, and my time (and money) continue to go through some kind of bizarre portal.
This week I spent £47 on food and general day to day living.
The upshot… a little indulgent on the old western food front.
And I bought a little stove and some groceries so I can cook for myself. I’m not eating as much as I should be otherwise. I’m putting in long hours at the laptop and I’m just not hungry.
Can you blame me, after last week’s #ClenchOrRun exhilarations? I have no desire to become a gastrointestinal geyser once again.
A plus point is, I’m now a bum-gun convert. It was an invigorating 3am learning curve- one that ricocheted off the rectum and sprayed itself majestically across my bathroom. I think I saw a rainbow.
I eventually mastered water pressures and trajectories. It transpires that neither should be trifled with in an anally delicate context. But I am convinced: bum gun for the win. Hygienic salvation.
That’s enough. I must rise above toilet humour. The words, they just come to me.
Here’s the breakdown for this week…
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Monday 13th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Water refill |
10 |
£0.19 |
$0.40 |
$0.29 |
Western brunch |
155 |
£2.92 |
$6.20 |
$4.56 |
Yoga class |
100 |
£1.89 |
$4.00 |
$2.94 |
Rambuttan |
20 |
£0.38 |
$0.80 |
$0.59 |
Chocolate rotti |
15 |
£0.28 |
$0.60 |
$0.44 |
Total |
300 |
£5.66 |
$12.00 |
$8.82 |
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|
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Tuesday 14th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Western brekky |
170 |
£3.21 |
$6.80 |
$5.00 |
Western lunch |
210 |
£3.96 |
$8.40 |
$6.18 |
Veggies at market |
200 |
£3.77 |
$8.00 |
$5.88 |
Oats & milk for week |
70 |
£1.32 |
$2.80 |
$2.06 |
Total |
650 |
£12.50 |
$25.00 |
$19.12 |
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|
|
|
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Wednesday 15th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Latte at work space |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Yoga class |
100 |
£1.92 |
$3.85 |
$2.94 |
Cinema |
100 |
£1.92 |
$3.85 |
$2.94 |
Total |
250 |
£4.81 |
$9.62 |
$7.35 |
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|
|
|
|
Thursday 16th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Salad concept |
65 |
£1.25 |
$2.50 |
$1.91 |
Meditation class |
100 |
£1.92 |
$3.85 |
$2.94 |
Smoothie |
25 |
£0.48 |
$0.96 |
$0.74 |
Cappucino |
75 |
£1.44 |
$2.88 |
$2.21 |
Total |
265 |
£5.10 |
$10.19 |
$7.79 |
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|
|
|
|
Friday 17th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Latte |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Snack |
10 |
£0.19 |
$0.38 |
$0.29 |
Snack |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Total |
110 |
£2.12 |
$4.23 |
$3.24 |
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|
|
|
Saturday 18th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Gas stove |
250 |
£4.81 |
$9.62 |
$7.35 |
Exercise weights |
200 |
£3.85 |
$7.69 |
$5.88 |
Vegetarian Meal |
40 |
£0.77 |
$1.54 |
$1.18 |
Fruit |
30 |
£0.58 |
$1.15 |
$0.88 |
Total |
520 |
£10.00 |
$20.00 |
$15.29 |
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|
|
|
|
Sunday 19th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Western brekky |
155 |
£2.98 |
$5.96 |
$4.56 |
Salad |
39 |
£0.75 |
$1.50 |
$1.15 |
Milk & oats for week |
84 |
£1.62 |
$3.23 |
$2.47 |
Fruit |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Latte at work space |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Total |
378 |
£7.27 |
$14.54 |
$11.12 |
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|
|
Week #3 |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
TOTAL |
2473 |
£47.02 |
$98.13 |
$72.74 |
Where did my clams go this week?
I have a theory. Perhaps you agree?
I believe there exists somewhere in this universe, a densely populated black hole of miscellaneous items.
We all know what I’m talking about. It’s where car keys go on bad days. It’s where other flip-flops and rogue socks abscond to. You have several phones there. Almost definitely, you have multiple TV remotes there. Your Dad’s best tie is there, smugly canoodling with my favourite pair of jeans- last seen circa 2011 somewhere up the Adriatic coast.
I’ll tell you what else is there, in this mythical realm of missing things, and that’s the non-tangible. Ah yes. Unfathomable in both existence and disappearance.
We could descend down this rabbit hole of thinking all night (something about the misplaced dignity of my early twenties… oh wait, still missing) (along with my marbles, last seen ricocheting haphazardly under strobe lights, cascading manically to the edges of some particularly choice dance floors).
But I’m mostly referring to time and money.
Specifically, my life in Chiang Mai is flying by. I just can’t believe how fast time is going, and how much writing and blog stuff I still have to do.
As time speeds up, so too I find my spending escalating. I’m settling in. I want some small luxuries every now and then.
With all the will in the world, as I get more and more comfortable with life here… some mornings… I. just. want. bacon.
And then I say… bugger it! I work bloody hard. I’m having a Beast Burger.
One of my readers predicted recently that as I get more comfortable, I am actually likely to spend more… and they were not wrong!
The bigger picture
Let’s be real, it’s still miniscule. I’m talking £47 this week on just food, drink and general day-day living (see monthly budget for EVERYTHING, including rent and bills).
£47 is nothing right?
But let’s be real in a different way… it DOES add up.
And ok, let’s be real a third time. The realest real of all the reals….
This real: I’m spending more than I’m earning.
And naturally I would be, because I’ve come out here with no money (yes, I’m actually balls deep in my overdraft) and am working in a field I never have done before. It takes time to get established and to find your feet. But me being me, I just went and did it with no money anyway.
DON’T DO THIS.
Unless you have a creepy sadistic side, and get a lady boner over financial masochism.
And unless you like being THAT chick, you know, the whiny ‘oooohhh ive got no money’ chick. Yuck. I try not to whine, I hate to be that girl.
Because let’s be real again. I have something most of the world does not: I have the luxury of choice. I am globally privileged: I have the capacity (and the inherited audacity) to take risks.
I did this to myself. Totally my choice. I don’t want or expect any sympathy.
Instead, I’ll just do what I always do. Work. Work bloody hard. And believe in my ability to make it work… because after four years of funding my way round the world, I know I will. I always do.
Actually, this month I should break even… yes! So I guess I am figuring it out.
I’ll have my bacon. I’ll have my beast burger and my yoga classes. And I’ll fund them. time to up my Chiang Mai weekly budget it looks like. I’d say £50 is a happy place…
It’s not always about being rock-bottom budget, but about living in a way that resonates for you. Hopefully my scrimpy ways have showed you how cheap it is to live out here thus far though!
Right. A fancy salad doesn’t pay for itself. Le’ts hustle.
by Mel | Jul 14, 2015 | Thailand

Chiang Mai weekly budget: This week, naughty
Something incredibly amusing happened this week, whereby I spent my predicted monthly budget in a week. Yes, I have parted with a whopping £250 ish this week.
However, £100 of that is rent, for all of July. Unavoidable- a girl needs a bed and roof.

The rest is one might call an enormous ‘oops’ moment, and I explain it as the culmination of several ‘f*ck it’ moments.
The big one is a new phone, £100 ish. Mine got stolen last week and wah wah wah but it was killing me not to have one.
So thats £50 odd on living. That really is an oops.
Okay, the truth…
If you really must know- and I’m sorry to share such details- something rather bad happened in my guts this week. That is, I dropped them. Repeatedly. I will divulge more below (literally), but suffice it to say that my appetite for cheap street food has come to a very undignified end.
Chiang Mai weekly budget #5: where did my clams go?
Monday 6th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Rent |
5200 |
£100.00 |
$200.00 |
$152.94 |
Chicken + rice |
30 |
£0.58 |
$1.15 |
$0.88 |
Smoothie |
30 |
£0.58 |
$1.15 |
$0.88 |
Coconut drink |
60 |
£1.15 |
$2.31 |
$1.76 |
3 x mangoes |
55 |
£1.06 |
$2.12 |
$1.62 |
Total |
5375 |
£103.37 |
$206.73 |
$158.09 |
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|
|
|
Tuesday 7th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Coffee at work space |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Iced latte |
90 |
£1.73 |
$3.46 |
$2.65 |
Cake |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Chicken curry |
30 |
£0.58 |
$1.15 |
$0.88 |
Total |
220 |
£4.23 |
$8.46 |
$6.47 |
|
|
|
|
|
Wednesday 8th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Milk for weeks breky |
55 |
£1.06 |
$2.12 |
$1.62 |
Teabags |
70 |
£1.35 |
$2.69 |
$2.06 |
Lunch salad |
22 |
£0.42 |
$0.85 |
$0.65 |
Toiletries |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Yoga |
100 |
£1.92 |
$3.85 |
$2.94 |
Total |
297 |
£5.71 |
$11.42 |
$8.74 |
|
|
|
|
|
Thursday 9th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Salad concept |
210 |
£4.04 |
$8.08 |
$6.18 |
Water refill |
10 |
£0.19 |
$0.38 |
$0.29 |
Large Heineken beer |
120 |
£2.31 |
$4.62 |
$3.53 |
Baileys on the rocks |
120 |
£2.31 |
$4.62 |
$3.53 |
Local shot |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Corn on the cob x 2 |
25 |
£0.48 |
$0.96 |
$0.74 |
Snacks |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Total |
585 |
£11.25 |
$22.50 |
$17.21 |
|
|
|
|
|
Friday 10th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Iced latte |
90 |
£1.73 |
$3.46 |
$2.65 |
Rice + chicken lunch |
40 |
£0.77 |
$1.54 |
$1.18 |
Ice cream |
15 |
£0.29 |
$0.58 |
$0.44 |
Walnut + bree salad |
225 |
£4.33 |
$8.65 |
$6.62 |
Total |
370 |
£7.12 |
$14.23 |
$10.88 |
|
|
|
|
|
Saturday 11th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Western brekky + latte |
220 |
£4.23 |
$8.46 |
$6.47 |
National Park entry |
300 |
£5.77 |
$11.54 |
$8.82 |
Fuel |
100 |
£1.92 |
$3.85 |
$2.94 |
Lunch rice + chicken |
60 |
£1.15 |
$2.31 |
$1.76 |
Soft drink |
15 |
£0.29 |
$0.58 |
$0.44 |
Total |
695 |
£13.37 |
$26.73 |
$20.44 |
|
|
|
|
|
Sunday 12th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
New phone |
5299 |
£101.90 |
$203.81 |
$155.85 |
4.5gb 3g data + unlim wifi |
420 |
£8.08 |
$16.15 |
$12.35 |
Latte |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Lunch half grilled chicken |
80 |
£1.54 |
$3.08 |
$2.35 |
Total |
5849 |
£112.48 |
$224.96 |
$172.03 |
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|
|
|
|
Week #3 |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
TOTAL |
13391 |
£254.58 |
$531.39 |
$393.85 |
My bad, but I can’t do without a phone
My wonderful nan in England sent me some birthday money- £100- and I used that to buy a new phone. It”s a bit rubbish, because I would rather put the money to rent… but after getting my state of the art i-phone 4 stolen on my birthday (have fun with that technology, idiot), it was sort of unavoidable.
Judge me all you want for that decision, but running a blog and working online requires almost full-time devotion to the online world and social media. I tried to muddle by for a few days and just couldn’t do it. I got major FOMO at being unconnected,and dont even get me started on being apart from Google Maps. So whatever, I’m an evil ignorant millennial. We are all products of our time right? And a phone is so much more than a phone these days. Discuss.
Anyway, £100 bought me a 13mp camera phone running the latest android stuff. I bought a strange cheap Thai brand called a ‘Pro 5′, and its actually pretty wonderful. This is the first new phone I’ve had in YEARS, and it is making my online work so so so much easier I can’t even tell you. So thankyou, Gran (who struggles to work the VCR, so will likely never comprehend the extent of my gratitude).
Also, I paid my phone bill for the month- £8ish for 4.5gb of data and unlimted wifi at hotspots. Who wants to skype?

Toilet trauma
So let’s address that £50ish on random expenses…

As I said, it suddenly became very hard to stomach cheap street food, and so I have started spending more to eat at high-quality places. When I want to eat at all, which has not been much recently.
I figured I was fine, one month in. But apparently my body has officially decided: enough is enough.
Alas, I can only describe this week as an exorcism of the anus.
Such lexicon is likely why I’m single. Sorry boys, girls actually do poo. Rather enthusiastically, it turns out, when fuelled by the formidable spicy aggressions of Thai cuisine.
What does this have to do with budget?
Everything. You try eating 30 baht deep fried chicken (fried in what? A question one must never dwell upon) and clumpy dont-know-how-long-youve-been-sat-there rice… when you’ve been up at 3am every morning, for a week, staggering to the bathroom for earth shattering movements that scare you (sh*tless) with their machine gun ferocity.
Not just at home, actually. There have been times, oh so many times, that I have had to do the hideous clenched-butt-waddle across vast distances. It is a very unique slice of hell.
Only those that have suffered a similar fate will know what I am talking about, but there really is no decision quite like it. It’s literally a life or death conundrum- do I run for speed, or do I clench for protection?
The panicked result is a devilish mixture of the two, where one contorts their body with delirious spasms, breaks out in a cold sweat, and performs an inconspicuous clench-waddle-run; staggering to porcelain salvation in a montage of agonising convulsions.
Life on the edge, ladies and gents.
And some fun
But it’s not all been grotesque. There has been much fun this past week, and I find myself wanting to spend more now I have a meagre freelance income. Cue some national park fun and some pre-lavish-brekky hikes!

And after that epic nature fix, I really REALLY need to write a proper update on my life here. There is one in the works, so stay tuned… I promise no more gruesome gastronomical sagas (the more expensive western food is working, as it happens, so I’m well on the mend).
This week: Smashing the freelance articles to earn next months rent. And staying away from chilli, obvs.
by Mel | Jul 7, 2015 | Thailand

I can barely believe it, but somehow I have been living in Thailand for a month. A MONTH.
In honour of this milestone, I’ve OBVIOUSLY been having multiple spreedsheet-gasms today; compiling all the financial data from my previous four weeks of living to produce some spectacular Excel epiphanies.
It is interesting to note that I am terrible at maths and lack anything remotely resembling numerical competence; and YET, I am obsessed with facts, figures and data. Go figure.
Get excited, guys; I am. I’ve made freaking PIE CHARTS and everything. My nerd nipples are erect.
So, I am ready to give you some mad averages and answer my golden question: How much is my monthly Chiang Mai budget?
Chiang Mai budget: Week 4
But first, let’s look quickly at what I spent this week, a whopping £110 ($168USD).
Though £67 ($102) of that was my birthday present from my family: a bicycle. Thanks!!
So if we deduct that one time expense (that I will hopefully make back by selling when I leave, and that will pay for itself in saving me from taxis) then my costs this week sit at £45.
Still a lot, for me. But yes, I did allow myself a few birthday splurges… especially the next day when I couldn’t move after the previous night’s ‘excesses’ of THREE glasses of wine.
Alcohol, you are dead to me.
Monday 29th |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
Coffe + sandwhich |
75 |
£1.44 |
$2.88 |
$2.21 |
Chicken + salad |
75 |
£1.44 |
$2.88 |
$2.21 |
Chip |
55 |
£1.06 |
$2.12 |
$1.62 |
Electricity bill (1 month) |
49 |
£0.94 |
$1.88 |
$1.44 |
Water bill (1 month) |
28 |
£0.54 |
$1.08 |
$0.82 |
Total |
282 |
£5.42 |
$10.85 |
$8.29 |
|
|
|
|
|
Tuesday 30th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Water refill |
10 |
£0.19 |
$0.38 |
$0.29 |
Coconut soup |
50 |
£0.96 |
$1.92 |
$1.47 |
Glass of red |
120 |
£2.31 |
$4.62 |
$3.53 |
Street food meat |
30 |
£0.58 |
$1.15 |
$0.88 |
Total |
210 |
£4.04 |
$8.08 |
$6.18 |
|
|
|
|
|
Wednesday 1st |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Bunch of bannanas |
30 |
£0.58 |
$1.15 |
$0.88 |
Coconut water |
36 |
£0.69 |
$1.38 |
$1.06 |
Burmese lunch |
75 |
£1.44 |
$2.88 |
$2.21 |
Total |
141 |
£2.71 |
$5.42 |
$4.15 |
|
|
|
|
|
Thursday 2nd |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Bicycle |
3500 |
£67.31 |
$134.62 |
$102.94 |
Massage |
200 |
£3.85 |
$7.69 |
$5.88 |
Burmese lunch |
35 |
£0.67 |
$1.35 |
$1.03 |
Iced chocolate |
75 |
£1.44 |
$2.88 |
$2.21 |
Italian birthday dinner |
320 |
£6.15 |
$12.31 |
$9.41 |
Total |
4130 |
£79.42 |
$158.85 |
$121.47 |
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|
|
|
|
Friday 3rd |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
BLT brekky |
130 |
£2.50 |
$5.00 |
$3.82 |
Snacks |
200 |
£3.85 |
$7.69 |
$5.88 |
Laundry |
180 |
£3.46 |
$6.92 |
$5.29 |
Beast burger |
100 |
£1.92 |
$3.85 |
$2.94 |
Total |
610 |
£11.73 |
$23.46 |
$17.94 |
|
|
|
|
|
Saturday 4th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Chicken + rice |
45 |
£0.87 |
$1.73 |
$1.32 |
Salad |
39 |
£0.75 |
$1.50 |
$1.15 |
Water refill |
10 |
£0.19 |
$0.38 |
$0.29 |
Latte at work space |
65 |
£1.25 |
$2.50 |
$1.91 |
Total |
159 |
£3.06 |
$6.12 |
$4.68 |
|
|
|
|
|
Sunday 5th |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
Noodle soup |
30 |
£0.58 |
$1.15 |
$0.88 |
Italian dinner |
170 |
£3.27 |
$6.54 |
$5.00 |
Total |
200 |
£3.85 |
$7.69 |
$5.88 |
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|
|
|
|
Week #4 |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
TOTAL |
5732 |
£110.23 |
$220.46 |
$168.59 |
The more observant among you will note that I had my first set of utility bills. How laughable must they seem, coming in at about £1.50? It is worth noting that I unplug everything, do not use aircon, no longer use my fridge, and am barely ever at home.
I had a few wonderful friends treat me to birthday meals this week… and a yoga class (thanks Nadia!), so if you think I don’t eat much, trust me, I really do.
You will also see that I had my first massage! Yay!
I opted for a Thai one, my first ever, and I found the experience to be in equal parts hellishly awkward and blissfully peculiar. I was literally bent like a pretzel, and in between trying not to kick the poor girl in the face when I inadvertently learned I have a ticklish right leg (just the right one, mind), I preoccupied myself with trying not to giggle or let out an enormous and ill-timed fart.
I happen to be quite flexible, and I believe my pint-sized friend took this as a personal challenge, as she set about with glee to turn me into human origami.
Still, I will probably go again; because although I cant quite articulate why, there is a certain curious delight in letting a tiny, freakishly strong Asian crawl on you for an hour. For £4.
I love this country.
Chiang Mai monthly budget: Month 1 totals
Drumroll please, here we go.
My total monthly outgoings (calculated as four calender weeks) were… £334.77 ($512USD)
WEEK TOTALS |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
|
|
|
|
|
TOTAL WEEK #1 |
8368 |
£160.92 |
$321.85 |
$246.12 |
TOTAL WEEK #2 |
1396 |
£26.85 |
$53.69 |
$41.06 |
TOTAL WEEK #3 |
1912 |
£36.58 |
$73.15 |
$55.94 |
TOTAL WEEK #4 |
5732 |
£110.23 |
$220.46 |
$168.59 |
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|
|
|
|
MONTH 1 TOTAL |
17408 |
£334.77 |
$669.54 |
$512.00 |
Now what is interesting to note is that I deemed a $500 per month budget to be too high in my original post but obviously I need to admit I was wrong.
Or do I?
Because whilst this has been my first month’s total cost, I do not believe it will be the budget every month. Far from it, actually.
Let’s look at some averages and some spending categories, and I’ll show you why, in actual fact, I believe I can live off just £250 ($386 USD) per month, all in.
Chiang Mai monthly budget: Spending categories
So I can work out where my money is going, and so you can be extra nosey, it is worth breaking my spending down into categories.
I have tried to keep it as simple as possible, and opted for the following blobs of expenditure, which pan out as below:

Note: Next month might have to include one solely for coffee. Everyone wants to know about iced lattes, after all?
So most of my calculations are going to be in GBP, because I am British after all, and most of you guys are too; but here are the less than pretty stats in AUD (G’Day loved ones) and USD (Whats up, America?).
Item type |
฿ |
£GBP |
$AUD |
$USD |
|
|
|
|
|
Rent |
3925 |
£75.48 |
$150.96 |
$115.44 |
Utilites |
527 |
£10.13 |
$20.27 |
$15.50 |
One-off items |
5184 |
£99.69 |
$199.38 |
$152.47 |
Food |
4184 |
£80.46 |
$160.92 |
$123.06 |
Water |
152 |
£2.92 |
$5.85 |
$4.47 |
Social |
3095 |
£59.52 |
$119.04 |
$91.03 |
Personal |
341 |
£6.56 |
$13.12 |
$10.03 |
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|
|
|
|
Total |
17408 |
£334.77 |
$669.54 |
$512.00 |
So, my total spending this month breaks down into the following:

To clarify, social includes coffees, hobbies, clubs, nights out… basically everything non-essential.
Personal is things like deodorant, toilet roll, shampoo and laundry…. I came out here pretty well stocked, so that’s low right now.
You will note that my rent is low, only for three weeks (usually it will be 5200 baht), but as I moved into my apartment on the 8th not the 1st, this is just how it is. Still, this budget covers four weeks of living costs exactly as they happened, as my rent for this upcoming month I actually paid in my FIFTH week here, my current one.
One-off items includes big purchases such as my fan, swimming goggles, bicycle, etc; and was my SINGLE BIGGEST expense. Hopefully, there will not be any next month, now I am all set up; so this is hardly representative of a real month-month budget. But you get the idea that there is more outlay at the beginning.
I predict from this that next month I can save £100 (no bike, fan, camera charger, swimming goggles to buy), thus reducing my entire budget by almost a third to £230.
Chiang Mai monthly budget: Month 1 averages
This is all very illuminating, but I wanted to take it further and look at what this works out to be day-to-day.
Based on my above categories, the figures for daily spend look like this:
DAILY AVERAGES |
฿ |
£ |
$AUD |
$USD |
|
|
|
|
|
Everything |
580.27 |
£11.16 |
$22.32 |
$17.07 |
Everything, less one-off items |
407.47 |
£7.84 |
$15.67 |
$11.98 |
Everything, less rent & utilities |
431.87 |
£8.31 |
$16.61 |
$12.70 |
Food + water only |
144.53 |
2.78 |
5.56 |
4.25 |
Rent only |
130.83 |
2.52 |
5.03 |
3.85 |
Food, water, social & personal only |
259.07 |
£4.98 |
$9.96 |
$7.62 |
Let’s get pretty with this:

So I have lived here this past month, all in, for a total daily cost of £11.
If we deduct those one-off starter items and look at the real day-day costs after, I am living for under £8 a day.
Food and water wise, I am feeding my body on less than £3 a day.
My home costs £2.50 per day.
So to live and eat and do nothing else, would be little over £5 per day. With social and personal, it comes to £8. Wow!
Of course, we all want a social life, and we damn well want those iced lattes.
Chiang Mai monthly budget: Conclusions after 1 month
There is much I could say about my first month here; about the many lessons I have learned and the wonderful people I have met, and also about my voyage into the terrific and terrifying world of freelance writing…. but all this I wish to cover in a separate post. There is much to say, indeed.
Allow me instead to just make a few conclusions about my financial situation based on this haphazard report:
- This month I have lived for £334. Thats is £11 per day.
- If we deduct big purchases, then I have lived for £230. That is under £8 per day.
- I feed and water myself for under £3 per day.
- I have a roof over my head for £2.50 per day.
- Next month I aim to live for £250, which I believe is doable as there will be no big purchases.
And a few things to note about this report which should be obvious but I want to stress anyway:
- This is by no means the cheapest you can live here; you can be a lot more budget than this.
- Conversely, this is by no means a budget for everyone; I do not drink much, smoke or have expensive tastes. I am very good at budgeting and living a pared-down life, I always have. So take it in that context.
- Consider the context of Thailand and the relevant wage for most local people.
- I am not claiming that it is morally correct or appropriate to contribute so little to the local economy, but I am certain that what I do bring (and the people I may inspire to come) still goes some way to benefiting the local industry here. Certainly, more so than if I stayed at home and waited till I was rich (which would be never).
Overall conclusion… I believe I can comfortably live off £250 per month, and in July this is my aim.
I hope these costs have been illuminating for you. If you have any constructive feedback or questions please comment below, especially if there is a better way I could break it down or visualise it next month, or a certain aspect you would like to learn more about.
Thanks for reading!
by Mel | Jun 30, 2015 | Thailand

Ready to peek into my finances and have a little nosey?
Chiang Mai Budget: Cheap Tuesday #3
Welcome to this week’s budget.
Three weeks in, and life just keeps getting better! I’m settling in nicely with a wonderful group of people, I’m finding my feet and my way around, I’ve been able to get out and see some of Thailand this weekened… and perhaps the best news of all, I have some steady freelance work.
A few bits, actually. Wowsers.
Looks like I can officially say
I’m a freelance travel writer living Thailand
and even
Im self-employed

Those are some big claims for me! When I have a bad day (it does happen) I just tell myself those things, and then I remember how wonderfully privileged I am.
Check back with me in a year, when hopefully I’ll have this site monetised, and maybe then I can even call myself an ‘entrepreneur’. Ha. The very notion makes me giggle, in my mind I’m still just this little girl who can’t quite believe she is ACTUALLY an adult. But here I am, 4 years, 6 continents and 41 countries into an alternative patchwork life on all over the planet.
Anyway, I’m late for three different midweek drinks (welcome to Chiang Mai), so I’ll stop digressing and keep it brief… this week I survived on £36 (AUD $73 / USD $56).
Please note this does not include rent or bills- these I pay monthly so check back for next weeks budget when they WILL be included. I will also do daily and weekly averages based on my first month here.
So below is exactly what I have spent in the last 7 days, baht for baht.
Where did my clams go?

What’s new this week?
Well, I read the above and you could conclude that I don’t actually eat. Its a little embarrassing. But I really do! Portions are just big enough for me here that I tend to eat two meals a day, and the weather is hot which always kills appetite. Also I scored a couple of freebie meals last week at various events, as luck would have it.
This week I decided not to do a grocery shop and to turn my fridge off, mainly because I’m out all the time anyway and there is just so much incredible and cheap food knocking around! So my spending went up by £10.
I have been leading a very active social life this past week- lots of nights out and lots of gatherings! Many wonderful meals at the side of the street with many wonderful people. I found some new hangouts and some great new eats, and long may this continue.
Don’t be fooled though, I’m doing it all sober. Well, last week I had three beers courtesy of a friend, after a few weeks tee-total, and ACTUALLY vomited. I’m deadly serious.
I was hungover the entire next day. THREE BEERS. VOMIT. I can’t even.
Obviously my body is just saying a big fat NO to that right now.
I also got out into a bit of the surrounding area to frolick in a waterfall. If there’s anything a girl like me needs, its frolicking in a waterfall.

Proper blog post on all this coming very soon!!
Just like many adventures this past year, moving here is such a big deal to me that I struggle to even begin penning my motivations and sentiments.
How to improve?
It has become more apparent than ever that I need a bicycle or a scooter- I do try to walk when I can, but its not so great arriving everywhere late and dripping in sweat. So I’m hoping to make those taxi journeys a thing of the past and spend some clams on a set of wheels.
I have also found a much cheaper apartment- a crazy 3000bht (£60) per month. It’s in roughly the same location, but has no pool and is not nearly as nice. But… I am toying with it because that saving would enable me to get a gym membership (with pool, as it happens) and perhaps a scooter.
In other news, I’ll soon be able to add another facet to this budget- INCOME. Yes. I’m serious. She is actually making money writing travel articles. Don’t get excited, its tiny tiny tiny money. But it is money.
On that note, I’ll end with the words of someone way more wise than I…
‘You don’t have to be great to start, but you do have to start to be great’
PS… It’s my birthday this week! 27… ahhhh!